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6 Crazy Marketing Ideas to Get Your Team Out of a Slump

Ah, the midweek slowdown. It’s only Wednesday, and your team just hit the wall midway through a 2H planning session. What to do? A halfhearted pep talk won’t do the trick — it’s time for drastic measures. It’s time for an idea so crazy, it just might work.

1. Fill your presentation decks with Left Shark GIFs.

Nothing brings a little whimsy to that earnings report like everyone’s favorite super-clumsy apex predator. From Left Shark’s erratic, jarring movements to its cold dead eyes to its heartstring-plucking can-do attitude, this plush, uncoordinated killing machine is sure to capture the hearts of whoever you’re pitching to.

2. Ideate by throwing darts at a content calendar.

Bullseye! Sometimes the best way to decide between an eBook and an infographic is to let fate take the wheel. Throw a couple darts at the wall and see what sticks — worst case scenario, your blog output’s a little heavier this month.

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3. Replace all your content pitches with the plot summary for Nights in Rodanthe.

What better way to tap into your audience’s emotions than with a classic piece of content inspired by Nicholas Sparks? Fasten that safety bar, because this 2008 Richard Gere/Diane Lane sentimental seaside romance is about to take us on an emotional rollercoaster.

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Positioned to capitalize on the success of earlier Sparks adaptation The Notebook, Nights in Rodanthe may not have been a box office hit. But by the end of your content pitch, there won’t be a dry eye in the house.

4. Double up your content budget by betting it all on black.

Let it ride! Nothing says “team enablement” like rolling up to a roulette table with your whole budget in blue chips to bet on black. Think of the case studies you can fund with that kind of moolah!

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Better hope lady luck’s on your side, because there’s a vendor contract with the ink still drying back in your desk drawer — but if you win big, you’d better skedaddle before the pit boss gets suspicious!

5. Decide on a bold new distribution strategy by racing turtles.

We all know this one! Who says marketing has to be hard? All you need is a couple of diamondback terrapins and a finish line to know exactly how you’re bringing your content to the masses.

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Paid social? Influencer strategy? Your friendly sea-based testudines know all — and their speedy little footrace is sure to leave you with a go-to-market plan that yields major returns.

6. Replace all your new hire training decks with the trailer for Must Love Dogs.

Diane Lane strikes again! But we’re not complaining — this time, it’s a career highlight for both her and the inimitable John Cusack (playing rakish shipwright Jake Anderson) in this classic early 2000s rom-com.

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It may not do much for onboarding, but as any MLD fan knows, your new hires will learn a lot about getting through this messy thing called life.

If none of these work, there’s always an easier way: download Conductor’s free Chrome Extension and your content will practically write itself. That way, you’ll have enough time for a Perfect Storm/Under the Tuscan Sun director’s cut double feature.

And if you’re feeling discouraged by a creative slump, take solace knowing you haven’t resorted to Magic 8 balls. Yet, anyway.

Honesty is the best policy, right? Check out 11 Truths About Being a Digital Marketer.

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